Artboredom is the
portfolio + propaganda home of Chris Huller

This site is the dictionary definition of the word sandbox. Script conflicts, FAILS, and questionable behavior all leave a pleasant aroma. On good days you can see examples of previous web + graphic design projects.

More about me if you have the time!

Gettin' My CMYK On!

When you're staring at lines of code for days on end you need visual stimulus to keep your creative brain working at peak efficiency. Here are a few posters I've created for myself for others to see. I eventually may get some of these printed to offer them for sale.

Keyword being may

Big Broken Hyphens

Extra-tasty Helvetica shirts available from the HOTKUNST webstore.

If you don't like Helvetica, there's a hyphen! And it's in the wrong place! Bad punctuation is so hot right now.

Swiss Font Porn

Trendhumping on multiple levels but when put together makes a fine shirt. Or at least one I want to wear.

The Webodega is open late to relieve you of your monetary denominations.

Dude. What's going on with your headers?

Artboredom is a reflection of my multi-faceted visualocity so I feel REALLY constricted whittling that down to just one, single representative image.

So I didn't. Give 'em a refresh and find out.

Archive for June, 2007

Jun
27 2007

I like my Buzz.

Rabid romantic diatribe.
I’m going to declare that I was a coffee lover way before I ever knew what a Starbucks was. I have fond memories of 45 minute drives just to sip coffee lounging homeily* on what obviously was someone’s discarded (w/ good reason) sofa or easy chair, gazing at art worse than the peeling […]

Rabid romantic diatribe.

buzzlogo.jpgI’m going to declare that I was a coffee lover way before I ever knew what a Starbucks was. I have fond memories of 45 minute drives just to sip coffee lounging homeily* on what obviously was someone’s discarded (w/ good reason) sofa or easy chair, gazing at art worse than the peeling paint on the walls they were covering. My friends and I reveled in the neo-bohemian aspect of it all; scribbling in worn, black sketchbooks the words and images of a new beat generation.

Flash forward to today, where the “Big Green” is more ubiquitous than McDonald’s swallowing up all of the dark, original shops whose decor wasn’t decided in a boardroom. Like all of us that enjoy real coffee that isn’t push-button spewed into unclean espresso pitchers topped off w/ re-burned frothless milk, we’re ecstatic when we find solo shops that truly get it.

Diatribe over.

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My wife found the reason for this post a while back, telling me that I had to check it out. I’m glad I have. While I still love the charm of sitting in someone else’s old furniture, it’s nice to actually get some customer service, rather than the tattooed, “hip”-shirted indifference that you typically get (one con of cool coffee shops). Now don’t get me wrong, you have to remember that I was a Fine Art Degree having coffee pouring, barista extraordinaire myself once. I just want your decision to look at me through your thick, black-rimmed glasses not to be because I have the latest Sub-Pop or Polyvinyl t-shirt, but because you might just care. (btw- I just got a Mates of State tee; I’m IN!!!)

Buzz coffee is just outside of the heart of Alexandria, VA or at least it feels like it. They’re part of the Neighborhood Restaurant Group (pardon the atrocious website) and are right across the street from an affiliate, Rustico.

You are going to talk about coffee, right?

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They serve the Illy brand for all espresso and coffee drinks. Illy may seem like a strange choice for a shop like this, but it makes sense. The Italian brand produces impeccable quality beans assuring that every shot or cup will taste as you want and expect it. This and the fact that the coffee shares the stage w/ some of the most decadent desserts you’ve ever seen; beyond most chocolatiers and bakeries. I’m a huge fan of their “Buzz Bombe” (semi-sweet chocolate & peanut butter mousse coated in a rich chocolate glaze!) They’ve even added dessert friendly wines, beers, and martinis to their ever increasing menu.

My wife and I stopped by a few days ago around 8:00 PM, and while they had customers, the vibe was very chill and unpretentious. We were able to relax and enjoy injecting some sugar powered calories into our bloodstream. I had my usual doppio macchiato, and as usual it was made to perfection. If you ever want to test a shop’s expertise, ask for that drink. You’ll be amazed at the variations you’ll get; some good, most are awful.

Anyway, enough of my love fest. You can see I like their design aesthetic as well; these pictures are from their card and menu/flyer. It’s been very well done w/ the menu providing a little tongue-in-cheek humor as well.

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*homeily (adv.)- in a manner or behavior that befits your own home.
Yes, I made up a word.

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Jun
23 2007

I’m on MBV. What?!

I’ve got it under control! I can quit at any time…

I don’t gaze at my shoes; but I love this damn music. While having add-ons like Last.FM on the site gives you guys a little insight into who I am, It’s a little disconcerting when you can see things like repeated habits. […]

I’ve got it under control! I can quit at any time…

fmshot.pngI don’t gaze at my shoes; but I love this damn music. While having add-ons like Last.FM on the site gives you guys a little insight into who I am, It’s a little disconcerting when you can see things like repeated habits. I was on a “Bloody” rampage this past week, and blew through my My Bloody Valentine playlist several times. Well the playlist has a bunch more artists on it like: Múm, Sigur Rós, Radiohead (Kid A), Tom Yorke (Radiohead), and Lush. They all seem to go w/ focusing on anything creative.

I will admit that last week’s abundance of Dinosaur Jr. (also associate w/ the above) was in part because I was listening to them and two, I left iTunes on overnight…

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Jun
12 2007

Definite need for PHP.

I should have seen this coming although adding one page at a time didn’t present the need soon enough. There are too many elements on the site that need to be updated manually that exist on nearly all pages. While using the find and replace of Dreamweaver is great, it still has its […]

I should have seen this coming although adding one page at a time didn’t present the need soon enough. There are too many elements on the site that need to be updated manually that exist on nearly all pages. While using the find and replace of Dreamweaver is great, it still has its problems from time to time. The problems mainly are me, but you get the point.

It will take some effort, but I’m going to have to use PHP and the power of the mighty include(). It makes sense to simply change the information once, and have it updated everywhere it’s needed w/in the site.

I still have to connect the blogfeed on my sidebar to the blog, so it can actually update. What a revelation. I imagine that I’m going to start working on the footer first, then see about the sidebar.

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