Artboredom is the
portfolio + propaganda home of Chris Huller

This site is the dictionary definition of the word sandbox. Script conflicts, FAILS, and questionable behavior all leave a pleasant aroma. On good days you can see examples of previous web + graphic design projects.

More about me if you have the time!

Gettin' My CMYK On!

When you're staring at lines of code for days on end you need visual stimulus to keep your creative brain working at peak efficiency. Here are a few posters I've created for myself for others to see. I eventually may get some of these printed to offer them for sale.

Keyword being may

Big Broken Hyphens

Extra-tasty Helvetica shirts available from the HOTKUNST webstore.

If you don't like Helvetica, there's a hyphen! And it's in the wrong place! Bad punctuation is so hot right now.

Swiss Font Porn

Trendhumping on multiple levels but when put together makes a fine shirt. Or at least one I want to wear.

The Webodega is open late to relieve you of your monetary denominations.

Dude. What's going on with your headers?

Artboredom is a reflection of my multi-faceted visualocity so I feel REALLY constricted whittling that down to just one, single representative image.

So I didn't. Give 'em a refresh and find out.

Archive for November, 2006

Nov
14 2006

Crazy Egg testing.

I’ve been testing the Crazy Egg script for a couple of months, but really haven’t been able to see its true power. Starting a new destination website can take quite awhile before any hits occur and more importantly, visits and clicks. For those that don’t know, hits can be something as simple your […]

I’ve been testing the Crazy Egg script for a couple of months, but really haven’t been able to see its true power. Starting a new destination website can take quite awhile before any hits occur and more importantly, visits and clicks. For those that don’t know, hits can be something as simple your site being referenced by a search engine which doesn’t necessarily mean a visit. Crazy Egg measures visits and shows you clicks. To quote their header:

Track, Evaluate, and Improve your site. Get a clear picture of where your visitors are clicking and enhance your site’s results.

Sign up for a free account, configure your tracker, install the script into your page, upload to your server and you’re live!  They really make it that easy.  The only caveat is that the free account is limited to 5,000 visits, 4 tracked pages, 4 archived snapshots, and no live reports.  I’m poor, so I can’t afford the paid luxury at the moment, but as things hopefully heat up here, I may upgrade to the standard plan.  It would be nice if there was another plan between the free and the $19 Standard version.  I’d pay a little just to to get a few more pages tracked.  I don’t necessarily need to archive a lot of pages nor do I need to view live reports.  Something for them to think about for the future, but the service is so nice that I imagine that most go straight to the Standard plan.

So once things are running and you’re getting some visits and clicks (thanks to all in the Screen Design class!) you begin to see the power and benefit of this app.  If you own your own server space you’ve probably looked through your site’s metrics to see the hit numbers.  Like I said above this program tracks visits and clicks but it shows you where they’re clicking, and what pages they’re trending to.  They give you 3 screen shots: one showing click counts for your various page links, another (my favorite) showing you a heatmap of where the clicks strike on the page surface, and the third gives you a list of all the clicks that shows you what format your link is in (ie. anchor, image, etc.).

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The first is nice to see which pages are the most visited, but the second is great for tweaking your screen design and usability.  You can see where on the global menu people like to click, you can also see if visitors are clicking on areas they think should be a hyperlink.  Already you can see how invaluable this app can be. In case you’re wondering, I’m pretty sure that it doesn’t track your own clicks from computers where your account is registered. I already tried. Well what do you expect, I wanted to see how it works and I was impatient…

As w/ any plug-in script it has to load every time your page is accessed so you always have the possibility of it hanging, but so far I’ve seen no delays yet from this one. It’s nice that it sits at the very end of your page so everything above will be on the screen already if anything was to happen.

It’s free, so why not give a try.

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Nov
12 2006

Creepy design.

The message or the messenger?

As I was wandering the halls of Design Melt Down, I “saw” an interesting site in the religion section. I’ve noticed a number of religious-based sites recently that are pretty cutting edge. In fact I’d go as far to say they’re even inspirational. Sorry, don’t stand too close to […]

The message or the messenger?

As I was wandering the halls of Design Melt Down, I “saw” an interesting site in the religion section. I’ve noticed a number of religious-based sites recently that are pretty cutting edge. In fact I’d go as far to say they’re even inspirational. Sorry, don’t stand too close to me. I appreciate their initiative to appeal to a younger, more modern audience and the internet is probably the best tool to do so. I’m not going to say anything further about religion other than the sub-title, but I have to say that this particular site has taken their hipness a little too far.

As a designer you can take inspiration from many sources, but you have to filter your choices depending on the application. You have to wonder who thought it was a good idea to take visual cues from the recent horror films, Saw and The Grudge. Visually I think it’s incredible, but wow is it plain creepy. Take a look for yourself.

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Now if you wanted to take this further, and I do, you could make a case for some other cues as well. The Blink logo looks like letters from a ransom note w/ cut out letters. That may be a stretch, but in relation to the grunge style of the rest of the image it evoked that image w/ me. Another movie that comes to mind is The Serpent and the Rainbow. The movie was about Haitian voodoo and zombies. Go figure, another horror movie. There were images of simple crosses throughout the picture, and burlap bags were used as well. The logo definitely brings on the feeling of third world cultures w/ intense religious practices. I know it’s supposed to but like I said before, in relation, it takes on something completely different.

You can check out the original site here.

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Nov
3 2006

Freedom to suck.

No really, WTF?

I recently backed myself into a design corner while working on my Flash project final for school. I have no desire to work out of it since it’s already past due, plus I want to see where my bad decisions take me. I have been looking at some site galleries and template […]

No really, WTF?

I recently backed myself into a design corner while working on my Flash project final for school. I have no desire to work out of it since it’s already past due, plus I want to see where my bad decisions take me. I have been looking at some site galleries and template sites to get some ideas. I have to say the designs for the CSS based sites have clean, well designed interfaces w/ an emphasis on the user experience. The Flash templates on the other hand seem to purposefully throw all of that out the window. Just because you can create an animated menu, does that mean it has to be strewn all over the screen, in different colored circles that have no discernible intuitive thought process?

My other observation is that it seems necessary to break apart lines and boxes by adding some geometric neo-retro late 90’s rave flyer techno crap. I’m pretty sure it’s possible to create a long straight line, and a symmetrical box w/ Flash. This drives me crazy.

I know there are a ton of designers producing some dynamic, intelligent, clean, and useful sites out there all using Flash. Why do so many still seem obligated to produce crap?

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